Estonianisms
It's a survival manual for social encounters you didn’t know were happening.
A field guide for decoding behaviors, rituals, and habits of the magic forest people — where silence is a test of character, over-excitement is met with caution, and mushroom season is shrouded in mystery.
You’ll learn how to survive a sauna, navigate vegetable-based power plays, and understand why nobody’s talking — even if they like you.
It’s all here. More or less.
Sky Swing
Estonius Naturalis
Itchy Love
Estonian Death Stare
Sauna Survival
"I am already laughing at paragraph one."
- K. pops
"I love your humorous way of storytelling."
- M. Tiisaar
What people say about Estonianisms
"F****** Amazing."
- U. Toomikas
"It didnt make me want to vomit"
- K. Õun
"I totally saw myself in this book."
- A. Läiksik
Charlie Ferguson is an analyst turned decoder of Estonian culture.
After years of reverse-engineering corporate dysfunction and organizational spaghetti, he naturally pivoted to include decoding knitting-based flirting signals and sauna survival tactics.
Estonianisms is the result.